"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tips of your penises. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get you peckers back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited.

"Quick!" he said. "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window. "Sorry, no land yet."

"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!!"

 

That's too funny. I take it back, E Ticket, you're not an asshole!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
That's too funny.

 

 

 

 

Good ones E ticket!

 

That is too funny!!!

On a side note, a snake would eat a dead animal....only if thats how they were brought up. If they never had to kill for food, they would get used to eaing dead food. Then again, I couldnt kill the rabbit myself, so I just prefer not feeding them rabbits.

 

You should see my frogs and toads devour crickets.

This is interesting. Where is the only place a cricket is safe from a frog in a terrarium? On top of it's head. I buy crickets raised in an artificial environment, but, instinctively, they know to hop on the bigger frogs' heads.

 

ROFL....isnt that how it is? Yet when I feed my snaes, their lunch just goes up and sniffs my snakes face to see what kind of friend it will be. Then they scream when they see what kind they really are