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Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:16 AM
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getting current in the
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jun 1 2005, 01:41 PM
Right now I would love to hear them!
Right now I cant find the thread! but basically the best/worst thing you can do to them is waste their time...(they are paid by how many calls they complete in an/hour) so I make them think I am VERY interested in the they are pushing then let them babble while I stick the phone in a drawer...pick it up every now n then and say UM HUM really?


when they call at work...I tell them I am interested but since you called MY work let me tell you a little about what we do here....then launch into a 45 second spiel about or business without taking a breath and without letting them get a word in... when I pause I say so do you have any children?...they usually answer NO, then surely you have nieces or nephews that could sue some educational supplies...
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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Right now, I'm drinking a coke, without any Capt.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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Right now, the world continues to suffer my existence
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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^wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good coke.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jun 1 2005, 02:30 PM
Right now I cant find the thread! but basically the best/worst thing you can do to them is waste their time...(they are paid by how many calls they complete in an/hour) so I make them think I am VERY interested in the they are pushing then let them babble while I stick the phone in a drawer...pick it up every now n then and say UM HUM really?


when they call at work...I tell them I am interested but since you called MY work let me tell you a little about what we do here....then launch into a 45 second spiel about or business without taking a breath and without letting them get a word in... when I pause I say so do you have any children?...they usually answer NO, then surely you have nieces or nephews that could sue some educational supplies...
Right now that's hilarious! Last night UNICEF called and asked me to donate again. When I told her I wasn't interested, she basically hung up on me! Sheesh.
You're definitely not getting my money now biatch!
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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Right now, it's been a while since some Indian focker who barely grasps english has called to offer me MBNA's services which I already have.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jun 1 2005, 02:40 PM
Right now that's hilarious! Last night UNICEF called and asked me to donate again. When I told her I wasn't interested, she basically hung up on me! Sheesh.
You're definitely not getting my money now biatch!
Right now they are incessantly rude and force you to be rude! She probably already dialed 3 people in the time you tried to say goodbye. All the more reason to keep them on the line.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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Right now Dave must be twitching.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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Right now he might



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