Sandwich Shop
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Sandwich Shop
A man is walking down the street and he sees a sign that catches his eye:
"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Handj*b: $10.00."
Intrigued, he walks inside the tavern and spots an exceptionally beautiful blonde woman behind the counter. He looks at her, and she smiles back, knowingly.
"Are you the one who gives the handj*bs?" he whispers.
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
He looks at her and responds: "Well then wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Handj*b: $10.00."
Intrigued, he walks inside the tavern and spots an exceptionally beautiful blonde woman behind the counter. He looks at her, and she smiles back, knowingly.
"Are you the one who gives the handj*bs?" he whispers.
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
He looks at her and responds: "Well then wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
Guys got to have priorities 
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