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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 06:31 AM
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The length of my hair is zero inches.

Why is God so cruel he only gave me 27 years of hair?

From what I've read about God, or at least the Christian's God, he is kind of a jerk. But I really think your genetics screwed you on that



Do you have a favorite baseball team?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by :hello: Monica
Originally Posted by tacocat' timestamp='1465475899' post='23988941
The length of my hair is zero inches.

Why is God so cruel he only gave me 27 years of hair?

From what I've read about God, or at least the Christian's God, he is kind of a jerk. But I really think your genetics screwed you on that



Do you have a favorite baseball team?


SF GIANT's




Do you know any good jokes?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom
SF GIANT's




Do you know any good jokes?
The GIANT's are a good baseball team.

Was that too harsh?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 09:17 AM
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Nope. I've shifted to a very minimalist lifestyle.




Do you think you could in a tiny home?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 09:31 AM
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Nope. I've shifted to a very minimalist lifestyle.




Do you think you could in a tiny home?
Could what? Live, yes. Make a family of 20, no.

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by tacocat
Originally Posted by shareall' timestamp='1465492657' post='23989213
Nope. I've shifted to a very minimalist lifestyle.




Do you think you could in a tiny home?
Could what? Live, yes. Make a family of 20, no.

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?




No idea.


When was the last time you had a tootsie pop?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 09:56 AM
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Years ago. They cut my tongue; and no one like a cut tongue.

If a man walks into a bar, does it leave a bruise?
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Old Jun 9, 2016 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by tacocat
Years ago. They cut my tongue; and no one like a cut tongue.

If a man walks into a bar, does it leave a bruise?
Depends on the applied force to the affected area, and how prone the affected area may be to bruising.


How do you prefer your pork chops?
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Old Jun 10, 2016 | 04:18 AM
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Butterflied and full of stuffing.

Do you guys on the west coast live in fear of earthquakes?
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Old Jun 10, 2016 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by tacocat
Butterflied and full of stuffing.

Do you guys on the west coast live in fear of earthquakes?
Nope. I think I've only felt two small earthquakes in the 30 years I've lived here.





What are you drinking right now?
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