The is mine.

Are you mad?

 

Nope.


Why would I be?

 

People get mad over little thing these days, it seems.

If you woke up in a vat of gin, would you be de-stilled?

 

No I'd be











Who was your favorite teacher?

 

Mr. Quarrie. He was the first to really encourage my poetry and critical thinking.




Have you written poetry?

 

Once when my Father - in - Law RIP used to make some at Christmas pre- gift receiving you had to hear the poem 1st
we tried to carry on the tradition butt we pretty much sucked at rhyming













Which do you prefer a Riddle or a Joke?

 

If you do it right, you can have both.

Why does gear oil have to smell so bad?

 

So you don't mistake it for mouthwash.










What physical part of your body would you change if possible?

 

My boobs. I'd take 100k.

Have you ever heard of Brian Zembic?

 

No.


Had you heard of Dennis Ritchie?