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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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You can't fight this feeling.


Where's the money, Lebowski?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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Yes. Think of how it's made.




Do you know how it's made?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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Ground up anus parts stuffed in a pretty blue can.


Should I go boarding on the 25th?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:42 PM
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I've got my hunches.



Where's the in' money shithead?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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(the ingredients of SPAM are as follows:

* chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added
* salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness)
* water (to help in mixing)
* sugar (for flavor)
* sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative)

And here are some other interesting SPAM-related facts to consider:

* In the United States, 3.8 cans of SPAM are consumed every second.
* Hawaiians eat an average of four cans of SPAM per person per year (this is the highest SPAM consumption rate per capita in the world).
* Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia eats a SPAM and mayonnaise sandwich three times a week.
* Nikita Krushchev credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. Quothe the Krushchev: "Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army." )



Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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There is no money here.





Who are you calling 'shithead'?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Jan 17 2007, 02:41 PM
Should I go boarding on the 25th?
YES! You'll have fun
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jan 17 2007, 02:45 PM
There is no money here.





Who are you calling 'shithead'?
I would never dream of calling you that.


Will it rain next weekend?
Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jan 17 2007, 02:45 PM
There is no money here.





Who are you calling 'shithead'?
Your name's Lebowski Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.





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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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Kind of.

Don't you love fried shoulder meat?



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