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Old Dec 2, 2006 | 05:32 PM
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I never cut a sandwich.




How do you like your eggs?
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 05:49 PM
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Fertilized.








Do you have a Christmas tree?
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 06:04 PM
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No-but I've installed 7 this past week.







Will you celebrate Kwaanza?
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 06:58 PM
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Nope. I prefer Santa to Ron Karenga.




Will you celibate festivus?
Old Dec 2, 2006 | 07:21 PM
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Indeed... it's for the rest of us.





Have you seen "Tommy Boy" lately?
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 06:17 AM
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no..but I should watch it again since it's a good movie






am i the only person at work today
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 06:18 AM
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No--I'll be leaving for work soon.






Have you put up your Christmas decos yet?
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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Good lord NO! I don't put those wretched things up until the week before Christmas.








When you push a shopping cart across the parking lot, do you still ride on it? (I do)
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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I don't ride in it, I stand on the back part of the cart, & pop a wheelie.








http://videos.streetfire.net/video/5e586af...88c00c15cea.htm

Does this video make you as mad as it does me?
Old Dec 3, 2006 | 11:14 AM
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(I said *on* it not *in* it. I ride on the back and try not to wheelie and coast over to my car)
Probably not. One particularly bad corner by the white car and a missed shift by the camera car made me but not mad.






Why does it make you mad?



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