It depends on your attitude.

I went to the doctor's office becuase my back still hurts really bad, but I'm not sick, and three days later I have a COLD!! I hate going to the doctor's office, I always come out sicker than I was before. Why does it always work this way?


Monica

 

Murphy's Law?





Will I get new flooring in before my company arrives?

 

Yes (hopefully )

Should I go to work today? Running on zero sleep and feel like crap...


Monica

 

if you have sick days, take one...

if i buy a volvo, will i regret it?

 

unless it has a turbo (and is new).

should i eat all of these goldfish(pepperidge farm)?

 

Yes. That way, when you get your sentence tomorrow, you can puke up orange. . . like a champ.

Why is Andrew achieving WSB-levels of FAIL?

 

Because he is a n00b

Why are the good used cars getting sold so fast

 

for that reason, they are good.



Will I get out of here on time today?

 

Perhaps.

How will your boss attempt to Lumbergh you today?

 

My boss won't attempt anything, as he is out playing golf

what should i do to appear busy today?