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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:44 AM
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Okay, so the Orange shirt wearer has been out of the game for a little while. I thought we could chip in with some handy hints for him to remember over the next few days.

I'll start with - for the love of god, remember to put the toilet seat down, you're not on your own now
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:52 AM
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Plus have breakfast food in the house so you can serve her breakfast in bed
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:54 AM
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Keep plently of in stock to keep her (and you) drunk
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Have fun but be safe!
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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FYI...they roll downward from the outside!
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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and you shouldn't reuse them, flip them inside out, etc.
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by p0pe,Jan 10 2005, 04:27 PM
and you shouldn't reuse them, flip them inside out, etc.
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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Brant.... Don't forget to change the sheets!!!!!! Girls like clean sheets...
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Paulieblks2k,Jan 10 2005, 01:49 PM
Brant.... Don't forget to change the sheets!!!!!! Girls like clean sheets...
no yellow stains?
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