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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:49 PM
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And try not to fart and burp around her all the time. I know this will be difficult for you but TRY

Oh and don't make her pay for her drink when you take her out One should think this is known but trust me, it isn't

AND DON'T WEAR YOUR BIRKENSTOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Jan 10 2005, 10:45 PM
no yellow stains?
So you're one of these guys ey?!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/57/Dirty+Drawers/stream
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Jan 10 2005, 12:44 PM
I'll start with - for the love of god, remember to put the toilet seat down, you're not on your own now
Funny thing about this...it's one of my major pet peeves. I have put the toilet seat and lid down for the last 20 years or more...ever since I was a little kid and set my clothes on the toilet when I was taking a shower and they fell in...
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 10 2005, 01:27 PM
FYI...they roll downward from the outside!
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paulieblks2k,Jan 10 2005, 01:49 PM
Brant.... Don't forget to change the sheets!!!!!! Girls like clean sheets...
This is another funny one because I was going to change the sheets this morning when I woke up, but forgot. That's why she's napping on the couch and not in the bed...I was changing the sheets as she was laying down on the couch...
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Jan 10 2005, 03:00 PM
This is another funny one because I was going to change the sheets this morning when I woke up, but forgot. That's why she's napping on the couch and not in the bed...I was changing the sheets as she was laying down on the couch...
You already bored her to sleep!
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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I have that effect on women, I guess...
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Superbabe,Jan 10 2005, 05:50 PM
Was that the live cam from Brants house? j/k


Have fun Brant and Lorie.
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:25 PM
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If you forgot how to move your just spell out the alphabet with it.

A B C D
E F G
H I J K
L MNOP
Q R S
T U V
W X
Y A-N-D Z
NOWIKNOWMYABCSWONTYOUCUMANDGIVEITTOME! :69FLIP:


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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:34 PM
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Barney, Just spell it with your . Don't sing or hum it.
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