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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by p0pe,Oct 15 2004, 12:21 PM
I'll take a from the store and a chocolate philly for the
I'm running low myself
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:39 AM
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I'm claiming banking is half my job.
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 15 2004, 12:39 PM
I'm claiming banking is half my job.
I'm wondering if giving out toasters is the other half
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:45 AM
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Why Mike you need a toaster so you can have toast with your bacon ??
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 15 2004, 09:43 AM
I'm wondering if giving out toasters is the other half
I'm not a bank employee. And I'm saying that banks give out much more than toasters to corporate customers.
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 15 2004, 12:49 PM
I'm not a bank employee. And I'm saying that banks give out much more than toasters to corporate customers.
I'm realizing this...this is why us small businesses get raped!
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 09:04 AM
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U gota love banks -- they charge you 8% interest when you borrown money from them but when they use your money you get 2%
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 15 2004, 10:02 AM
I'm realizing this...this is why us small businesses get raped!
They get quite a chunk of change from the corporate customer too. Banks get 0.16 cents for every dollar deposited. Doesn't sound like much but multiply that by a few million. And that is just the fee to DEPOSIT money into the bank.
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 15 2004, 01:09 PM
They get quite a chunk of change from the corporate customer too. Banks get 0.16 cents for every dollar deposited. Doesn't sound like much but multiply that by a few million. And that is just the fee to DEPOSIT money into the bank.
I'm saying for the banking industry!
Old Oct 15, 2004 | 01:03 PM
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I'm also quoting the famous bank-robber Willie Sutton..... when asked why he robbed all those banks "because thats where all the money is"



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