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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Nov 30 2004, 11:01 AM
I'm a fan of married women
I'm wondering why only married women give me the time of day... why don't single women wear watches?
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 10:15 AM
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I'm wondering the same thing.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 10:16 AM
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I'm thinking maybe it is because we are birds.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 10:50 AM
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I'm thinking that single chicks don't have time to appreciate the companionship of a bird.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:00 AM
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I'm saykng I like WSB's answer alot.

Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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I'm finally eating lunch
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:14 AM
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I'm spitting in Jake's lunch.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:19 AM
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I'm saying kids in high school use to spit on their own fries so their friends wouldnt take any.

Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:24 AM
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I'm saying that's a good idea, though a bit gross.
Old Nov 30, 2004 | 11:34 AM
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I'm throwing my lunch on WSB



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