I'm a cookie recipient...

 

I'm bored at work.

 

I'm a liar and cheat in prison, accused of telling the truth.

 

I'm awake.

 

I'm a theif. I just stole the keys form the Command Duty Officer's office and broke into the Admiral's office to jack water from his cooler. I was trying to make rice, but the cooler in our office is empty. And no, I can't use tap water because the tap water here is unfit for human consumption.

 

I'm hoping Jason doesn't end up in the brig.

 

I'm very tired this morning.

 

I'm replying for no reason.

 

I'm setting up a for myself.

 

I'm having another coffee.