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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 06:49 AM
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Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 06:56 AM
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
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Bob Porter: We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

ps: Saw Extract a couple weeks ago at an early screening. It was excellent; definitely worth seeing.
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Sep 3 2009, 06:24 AM
"'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?"
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:19 AM
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.


I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:20 AM
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Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:22 AM
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Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:34 AM
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:37 AM
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Old Sep 3, 2009 | 07:39 AM
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Na ga, na ga, na gonna work here any more.
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