So not really related, but kinda...Lady Gaga is reportedly working with Michael Bolton (the singer, not the character).

 

Why should I change my name, he's the one that sucks?

 

 

I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

Samir: No, not again. Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh!t out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Fcking piece of sh!t.

 

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions" mat! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

 

ftfy

 

Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

 

 

You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?