post em yo.

I'd post mine, but I'm to lazy. So you guys post yours, then I'll quote them.

 

*too

 

my pic of James and I

 

and.....

 

http://www.boinkmail.com/sl.htm

http://www.cafepress.com/shop/animals/brow...40_N-3104+10041

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=256588

http://www.sheepsheet.com/_gaming/simsheep/simsheep.htm

Bring me some whiskey, mother,
I'm feeling frisky, mother.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a lover, mother,
No, not my brother, mother.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Gerbils don't make it, mother,
They just can't take it, mother.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Owls, bats and other critters,
Just tend to give me jitters.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

I need some lanolin
Softer than flannel-in
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
I need an ovine lover
No other so-fine lover
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.

Some think a swine is fine,
And some like a horse of course, but
Those in the know, know that sheep are the best!
Their fleece is soft and white,
They keep you warm at night.
England may rule the seas, but Scotland's depraved.

Monogamy is folly
I think I'll clone dear Dolly
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Twins, triplets and quadruplets
Sheep lovers know the scoop--let's
Find us a sheep to clone for pleasure tonight

Snails, bats, and other critters
They just give me the jitters
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night
Bring me my sheets of rubber
Bring me my peanut butter
England may rule the seas, but Scotland's depraved.

 

Cant post pics Wack da Albums are still in da Twilight Zone

 

^^ I Need A Sheep
Tune: Scotland The Brave


No offense to any one of Scottish decent

 

Some countries have very weird laws about sex.
For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins.

 

This picture may make some of you feel sad.

The beautiful thing about the picture is that it shows what Jesus Christ did for you and me.

Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in the person of Jesus Christ and took the punishment for our sins(wrong doing).

Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless life for thirty-three years.

At the age of thirty-three Jesus was beaten, crowned with thorns, nailed to a cross, then He rose from the grave three days later.

Jesus came to shed His sinless blood for sinners so that we can be forgiven and can live forever with Him in Heaven after we die.

Heaven is described in the Holy Bible as a beautiful place with no death, sickness, sorrow or pain.

The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)

The Bible also says "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)

If you would like God to forgive you of your past, present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord and Saviour.

It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad things that you have done in your life including lying and stealing all the way up to murder.

Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it from your heart and God will hear you and save you.

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour. Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.

Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God to save you because now you are a real Christian on your way to Heaven.

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." (John 14:6)

Those of you that have not yet decided to place your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.

This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.

The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who have rejected Jesus Christ.

The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you have true peace in your life knowing that no matter what happens you are on your way to Heaven.



Praise the Lord!
Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
Ronald L. Grossi
ThanksToJesusChrist@yahoo.com


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it didn't say "semi-official TEXT of James E. Poo."

good lord man, edit that post for the love of s !!!!