The Semi-official random whore quotes!
Joined: Jun 2002
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From: Central Massachusetts
You gotta' love this one, from Twizteds2k. I got a woody just reading it:
...the first time I sat in my car, I just started opening holes upon holes, then i was like, man thats a tiny ass glove compartment. THEN.... as I glanced my eyes into the heavily heated sun, I held my hand to block it, and right below my pinky I saw it. Just the smallest of small nubs stuck out enough for me to see. So being as curious as I am, I thought, my God, there it is! I slowly reached towards the small crack, not knowing what might be lurking on the other side or this mysterious slit. I slid my hand up its smooth, dark complected liner, and pulled. An allmighty gust of graciousness swept through my hair as many multicolored lights shot out into the heavens as I realized, and I, Tom, in that second of time, on March 25, 2004, around 8:30p.m., found the God-Loving Secret Compartment.
...the first time I sat in my car, I just started opening holes upon holes, then i was like, man thats a tiny ass glove compartment. THEN.... as I glanced my eyes into the heavily heated sun, I held my hand to block it, and right below my pinky I saw it. Just the smallest of small nubs stuck out enough for me to see. So being as curious as I am, I thought, my God, there it is! I slowly reached towards the small crack, not knowing what might be lurking on the other side or this mysterious slit. I slid my hand up its smooth, dark complected liner, and pulled. An allmighty gust of graciousness swept through my hair as many multicolored lights shot out into the heavens as I realized, and I, Tom, in that second of time, on March 25, 2004, around 8:30p.m., found the God-Loving Secret Compartment.
what could be bad 
