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Originally Posted by Chazmo,Jul 29 2004, 07:37 PM
You gotta' love this one, from Twizteds2k. I got a woody just reading it:
...the first time I sat in my car, I just started opening holes upon holes, then i was like, man thats a tiny ass glove compartment. THEN.... as I glanced my eyes into the heavily heated sun, I held my hand to block it, and right below my pinky I saw it. Just the smallest of small nubs stuck out enough for me to see. So being as curious as I am, I thought, my God, there it is! I slowly reached towards the small crack, not knowing what might be lurking on the other side or this mysterious slit. I slid my hand up its smooth, dark complected liner, and pulled. An allmighty gust of graciousness swept through my hair as many multicolored lights shot out into the heavens as I realized, and I, Tom, in that second of time, on March 25, 2004, around 8:30p.m., found the God-Loving Secret Compartment.
...the first time I sat in my car, I just started opening holes upon holes, then i was like, man thats a tiny ass glove compartment. THEN.... as I glanced my eyes into the heavily heated sun, I held my hand to block it, and right below my pinky I saw it. Just the smallest of small nubs stuck out enough for me to see. So being as curious as I am, I thought, my God, there it is! I slowly reached towards the small crack, not knowing what might be lurking on the other side or this mysterious slit. I slid my hand up its smooth, dark complected liner, and pulled. An allmighty gust of graciousness swept through my hair as many multicolored lights shot out into the heavens as I realized, and I, Tom, in that second of time, on March 25, 2004, around 8:30p.m., found the God-Loving Secret Compartment.
thats how i felt when I first experienced the Secret Compartment 
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From: N to the Y to the C
Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Jul 30 2004, 11:01 AM
I never knew it was a secret until I read that people hadn't found it after owning the car for a couple weeks or months...
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sophiaface55: i got a short story for u
mikepaine: :sits and refils coffee:
sophiaface55: lol
sophiaface55: so i got this assistant
sophiaface55: i hate him
mikepaine: LOL
sophiaface55: hes a spy for our corporate office i feel
sophiaface55: so anyway, hes gay
sophiaface55: like blatantly
mikepaine: OMG
mikepaine: keep going..but I have a funny sidebar when your ready ;-)
sophiaface55: so since i leave at 6 on thursdays, he just takes over the front desk in case the phone rings
sophiaface55: but he sits at my computer
sophiaface55: what do u see on my browser this morning??
sophiaface55: he didnt logout of his GAY.COM messenger service and there was all these perverted IMs
mikepaine: ROFL
mikepaine: OMG
sophiaface55: i almost died!!!!
mikepaine: did you pretend and be him ;-)
sophiaface55: nooooo
mikepaine: :sits and refils coffee:
sophiaface55: lol
sophiaface55: so i got this assistant
sophiaface55: i hate him
mikepaine: LOL
sophiaface55: hes a spy for our corporate office i feel
sophiaface55: so anyway, hes gay
sophiaface55: like blatantly
mikepaine: OMG
mikepaine: keep going..but I have a funny sidebar when your ready ;-)
sophiaface55: so since i leave at 6 on thursdays, he just takes over the front desk in case the phone rings
sophiaface55: but he sits at my computer
sophiaface55: what do u see on my browser this morning??
sophiaface55: he didnt logout of his GAY.COM messenger service and there was all these perverted IMs
mikepaine: ROFL
mikepaine: OMG
sophiaface55: i almost died!!!!
mikepaine: did you pretend and be him ;-)
sophiaface55: nooooo