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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 07:53 AM
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DarkSub Rosa: our building just decided to shut down for a minute
HamSatan: o
HamSatan: ?
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao.. ed up your IM
DarkSub Rosa: i lost all power
HamSatan: "I cahn't dooo it cap-tahn...I doohn hahf the poower!"
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao
HamSatan: "she's goona fahll apahhrt at theh seeems"
HamSatan: "I got eh tuhrt-el head pookin ooot!"
DarkSub Rosa: "her boobs cahnt stah in da sheert mooch longa
HamSatan: LOLOL
DarkSub Rosa:
HamSatan: "Theh oonderwiy-er is gehven way!"
DarkSub Rosa: "sheez mountin us captun
HamSatan: "Sheh cood soock eh gahs tenk dry in oonder two mehnutes flet"
HamSatan: "Jus givver a hooze"
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 07:57 AM
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yes.. I do have a job.. thank you...
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 08:01 AM
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So do I!!!!
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 08:06 AM
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Also gainfully employed.
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 08:07 AM
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 10:53 AM
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Jale drops the kids off at the pool......goes a lil' sumthin like dis:


DarkSub Rosa: brb gotta doo the doooooo
DarkSub Rosa: k
DarkSub Rosa: damn im sliipping.. 3 minutes
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: seriously
HamSatan: by the time this job is over?
HamSatan: and you move on?
HamSatan: your colon will be the strongest muscle in your body
HamSatan: you'll take pencil led and squeeze it into diamonds
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: i can do that already
HamSatan: Oh Jesus...lol....
HamSatan: QUOTED!
DarkSub Rosa: haha
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:01 AM
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This guy is the
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Aug 19 2004, 02:01 PM
This guy is the
Why Jale! Whatever do you mean?


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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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Do share
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 12:36 PM
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mikepaine: well that was tasty
mikepaine: frash
HamSatan: *sigh*
mikepaine: fresh
mikepaine: moist
HamSatan: I could use something frash
HamSatan: don't be frash with me cuz!
HamSatan: I'll beat you
HamSatan: beat you good!
mikepaine: its fresh and trashy together
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: new word
mikepaine: frash
HamSatan: frashy
mikepaine: you got it
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: its fun
mikepaine: its free
mikepaine: its frashy
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: hehehe
HamSatan: wet your whistle with the world's most sexually charged beverage! Lemon-Lime Frash
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: Tickle your sack with a refreshing bowl of sparkling Lemon-Lime Frash
mikepaine: ROFL
mikepaine: I could use a sack tickle
HamSatan: well that's good to know
HamSatan: go fetch the help
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: go idea
mikepaine: oh oh!!!
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: dont interrupt me!!!
HamSatan: QUOTED
mikepaine: she is packing an order...bending down for the bag!
mikepaine: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HamSatan: HAHAHAHA
mikepaine: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL!!!!!!!!
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