:unintended side effect:

 

"If you experience erections lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help"

 

Seek medical help? Hell, I'm callin' everyone I know and braggin!

 

You guys are a hoot!

 

ROFLMAO!

 

Scene: Rushing into the ER with a 4 hour erection!

me: Dr. Dr. and nurses please help me!

medical staff: What seems to be the problem? <Dr. Wood intently tries to only look up, and focuses on my eyes>

me: Well you see I took these little blue pills...my wife and I wanted a long love making session .....so I took the whole bottle thinking that would help!

medical staff: So WHAT seems to the problem?

me: It is this monster erection...CANT YOU SEE IT!..it wont go away! And I RTFM'd and it said if erections are lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help

medical staff: Son please go home and soak that thing in a warm, moist and friendly place, nothing is wrong you will be fine!!! NURSE!!! !CALL the FDA we really need to get that warning label changed!

 

Every once in a while when Mikey-Boy has the "Whorking from the sales counter" away message up on AIM, I cannot help but try and type something in the hope that someone he's checking out or what-have-you, may see it. Please keep in mind that the stuff I am writing in all caps?...is in a really BIG font size for this purpose


HamSatan: HELLO VALUED CUSTOMERS!
HamSatan: HOW'S ABOUT THIS WEATHER? EH?
HamSatan: WELCOME TO PAINE'S LEARNING AIDS CENTER
HamSatan: WE SELL PENCILS!
HamSatan: I'M THE LEARNING and EDUCATION DIRECTORY
HamSatan: LED for short.
HamSatan: How may I help you???
mikepaine: LOL
mikepaine: What do you need? were here to please!
HamSatan: THANK YOU FOR COMING!
HamSatan: MY NAME IS LED
mikepaine: Whoah you can see that?
mikepaine:
HamSatan: Learning and Education Directory
HamSatan: I SEE EVERYTHING MR. PAINE
mikepaine:
mikepaine: I see whores!
mikepaine: :feelsguilty:
HamSatan: WELCOME TO PAINE'S LEARNING AIDS CENTER
HamSatan: WHERE THE CUSTOMER COMES FIRST
HamSatan: GENERALLY SPEAKING WE COME SECOND
HamSatan: BUT IT'S A CLOSE SECOND
mikepaine: hey!
HamSatan: I AM L.E.D.
HamSatan: USE ME
HamSatan: lol
mikepaine: the "customer" is always rightr!
HamSatan: ASK ABOUT OUR "BACK ROOM"
mikepaine: come again?
mikepaine:
HamSatan: I AM AN AUTOMATED INVENTORY CONTROL UNIT I CANNOT WALK
mikepaine: not when i'm done with ya..you wont be able to!
HamSatan: NO-SEQUITER. YOUR THOUGHTS ARE NOT ORGANIZED. I AM L.E.D.
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: WHY ARE THE CUSTOMERS NOT USING ME?
HamSatan: WAS IT SOMETHING I WAS PROGRAMED TO SAY?
HamSatan: OR THAT FACT THAT MY PROGRAMMER CANNOT SPELL?
mikepaine: needs more testing and empirical data
HamSatan: MY PROGRAMMER WAS AN ANGRY, BITTER ARCHITECT IN MARYLAND.
HamSatan: WELCOME TO PAINE'S LEARNING AIDS CENTER
HamSatan: THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE

 

"There are camera's everywhere"

 

"ask about our 'back room' "