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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 12:07 PM
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 12:09 PM
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HamSatan (2:20:12 PM): "Squadron Leader this is Wingman......we've been given confirmed orders from Command for engagement
HamSatan (2:20:25 PM): ....prepare for entry"
HamSatan (2:20:26 PM): lol
DarkSub Rosa (2:21:13 PM): Speed is 160 kmh and decreasing
DarkSub Rosa (2:21:23 PM): preparing for landing
DarkSub Rosa (2:21:31 PM): I can see the strip now
DarkSub Rosa (2:21:50 PM): requesting tunnel entry to be opened sir
DarkSub Rosa (2:24:28 PM): i like it like dat she working dat back i dunno how to act
HamSatan (2:27:48 PM): lol
HamSatan (2:27:50 PM): LOL
HamSatan (2:28:36 PM): "Captian! the sump is dry...we need to grease the tunnel down to allow for safe entry! Without lubrication the doors won't open!"
DarkSub Rosa (2:29:00 PM): prepare the tongue
HamSatan (2:29:10 PM): dude
DarkSub Rosa (2:29:15 PM): this calls for alert emergency
DarkSub Rosa (2:29:18 PM): ...wha?
HamSatan (2:29:19 PM): I'm at leash TRYING not to make it literal
HamSatan (2:29:22 PM): dumbass
DarkSub Rosa (2:29:25 PM): lmfao
DarkSub Rosa (2:29:32 PM): rewind
HamSatan (2:29:33 PM): you gonna lick yer way into the hangar in an airplane?
HamSatan (2:29:37 PM): jesus christ
HamSatan (2:29:42 PM): :shakes head:
HamSatan (2:29:47 PM): we we on a roll too
HamSatan (2:29:50 PM): HELL it was your idea
HamSatan (2:30:01 PM): sometimes it amazes me that I share chromosomes with you
HamSatan (2:30:02 PM): lol
HamSatan (2:30:05 PM): LOL
DarkSub Rosa (2:30:07 PM): release the HOUNDS
DarkSub Rosa (2:30:47 PM): ok now where were we?
DarkSub Rosa (2:31:11 PM): maybe we should redirect north for the mts.
DarkSub Rosa (2:32:16 PM): the north entrance is always oiled up, those doors never shut
HamSatan (2:33:19 PM): I dunno man...that's a helluva range, I can see'em from here! are you sure you caqn navigate the valley?
DarkSub Rosa (2:34:14 PM): as long as we stay near the peaks we should have no problems
HamSatan (2:36:36 PM): what if we overshoot the mountains and head straight for the Marine Oceanic Topographic and Thermal Headquarters, ove rthe ridge.
HamSatan (2:36:47 PM): Think we could fit in the M.O.U.T.H.
HamSatan (2:36:53 PM): it ain't that big.
DarkSub Rosa (2:37:53 PM): it'll take fulll thrusters and then reverse it to not hit the back wall
DarkSub Rosa (2:39:06 PM): after dropping our loud we'll have to make a quick exit so the doors don't shut on us
DarkSub Rosa (2:39:12 PM): our Load*
HamSatan (2:39:17 PM): that'll work...the M.O.U.T.H. can definitely take on our payload
HamSatan (2:39:43 PM): hell they should be greatful we land there!
DarkSub Rosa (2:39:52 PM): we'll send soldiers to the south entrance to pry the doors open for re-entry
HamSatan (2:40:19 PM): we could always jetison the payload over the moutains...
DarkSub Rosa (2:40:40 PM): too risky.. might lose some cargo
HamSatan (2:41:01 PM): I'm talking about jetisoning the whole load on the mountains!
DarkSub Rosa (2:41:30 PM): will the load be ready for drop that quick?
HamSatan (2:41:39 PM): let the M.O.U.T.H. handle cleanup.
HamSatan (2:42:10 PM): it's been 45 minutes in the air sir...we've been debating about the drop zone for so long we forgot we were flying
HamSatan (2:42:18 PM): LMAO
HamSatan (2:42:27 PM): okay I think we alllllll get the idea.
HamSatan (2:42:28 PM): lol
DarkSub Rosa (2:42:36 PM): lmfao
DarkSub Rosa (2:43:22 PM): thats gottta get quoted
HamSatan (2:43:32 PM): lol
HamSatan (2:43:40 PM): people will think we're retarded!
DarkSub Rosa (2:43:50 PM): at least they will laugh
HamSatan (2:44:14 PM): this is true




had to bring this convo to this page
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 02:43 PM
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That is some funny stuff.

I think I should be ashamed that I understood what you were talkin' about almost instantly
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Sep 2 2004, 04:09 PM
HamSatan (2:20:12 PM): "Squadron Leader this is Wingman......we've been given confirmed orders from Command for engagement
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HamSatan (2:43:40 PM): people will think we're retarded!
DarkSub Rosa (2:43:50 PM): at least they will laugh
HamSatan (2:44:14 PM): this is true



I don't want to even know how this conversation even started!
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 04:24 PM
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Great engaging chatter
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 04:34 PM
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Don't Qtee and Drive?

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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 05:19 PM
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??
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mocky57,Sep 2 2004, 08:34 PM
Don't Qtee and Drive?

I did that once...and I dont think I would try that again!
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 08:11 PM
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I'd love to qtee and drive sometime... just to experience it.
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 08:58 PM
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Use extreme caution this can easily lead to over excitement and imminent danger!
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