Keep that knob polished, buddy!

 

nice

 

C-Middy!

 

DarkSub Rosa: FUUUCK
DarkSub Rosa: i just spilled tomato soup on me
HamSatan: ah damn man
HamSatan: that sucks
DarkSub Rosa: right before my ing meeting
DarkSub Rosa: great now i am a baby that needs ing bib
HamSatan: if you go to the bathroom and use some hand soap an warm water (depending on where it is of course....lol.) it'll come righ tout
DarkSub Rosa: will someoen please come wipe my ass for me
DarkSub Rosa: brb
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: k
DarkSub Rosa: good call
DarkSub Rosa: i don't look like a tard now
HamSatan: dude
HamSatan: I'm like SUsie Homemaker, Cooter the Mechanic, and James Dean all in one ;-)
HamSatan: I can also tell you how to take candle wax out of anything
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: lol.. heat the shit back up
HamSatan: not that easy
HamSatan: you use an iron? and a dryer sheet
HamSatan: put the sheet on the wax....put the iron on full stem...the dryer sheet will suck up the wax and the pigment
DarkSub Rosa: lol.. nice
HamSatan: what are you laughing at?
DarkSub Rosa: your a lil house bitch
HamSatan: not exactly
DarkSub Rosa: i called myself suzie ing homemaker friday night
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: why?
DarkSub Rosa: i was baking cookies, washing dishes, and clothes
HamSatan: LMAO
HamSatan: did you have a frilly pink apron on?
DarkSub Rosa: yea laugh it up martha
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: unlike like Martha....I don't have a criminal record
DarkSub Rosa:
DarkSub Rosa: YOU just havn't been caught yet..lol
HamSatan: aahhhh
HamSatan: so true
HamSatan: but until that day comes
HamSatan: I'm clean and fresh
DarkSub Rosa: haha
HamSatan: just like a Glade Plug-in
HamSatan: pet-oooooooooooon-ia....
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: plug it in plug it ......IDB
HamSatan: lol
HamSatan: the thing is...
HamSatan: I think if you plugged a Glade Plug-in...well...if you plug it in like that?
DarkSub Rosa: lmfao
HamSatan: I doubt all the perfume in the world would make your ass smell like fall breeze
HamSatan: or Morning Mist
HamSatan: or whatever
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: how funny would it be to fart a nice scent
HamSatan: it'd be more like morning outhouse
DarkSub Rosa: be out to eat and let a quiet one rip.. wow.. who smells like fresh spring breeze
DarkSub Rosa: or nightly slopjar
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: heavenly whorehouse
HamSatan: "Dude...could you come into the kitchen and break wind near the kitchen garbage can...there's something rank in there"
DarkSub Rosa: "man could you fart on me real quick i got a hot date"
HamSatan: LMAO
HamSatan: this whole thing is being quoted
DarkSub Rosa: :jale:
HamSatan: so that when someone invents this? we get credit for the idea first
HamSatan: lol
DarkSub Rosa: haha

 

OMG

 

 

:twisted:

 

I didn't realize he quoted ALL of it.

 

YOu NEVER realize ALL OF IT is going to be quoted...thats the beauty of a quote

 

Exactly! I mean come on....it's important to have context.....certainly Jale, you agree with me here....eh?......ehhhhh????