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Old May 15, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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if your a poet and know it then show it
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Old May 15, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
if it weren't for women
your pickle would rust.
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Old May 15, 2007 | 02:19 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket . . .
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Old May 15, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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My pickle might rust
But if I must
Post another rhyme
I shant call it unjust
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Old May 15, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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The corner whores post
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But just sometimes, not.
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:18 PM
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The Limerick's form is not complex
Its contents deal mainly with sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urges
And a wealth of erotic effects
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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There was a young girl from Dundee
Was taking a swim in the sea
But a man in a punt
Stuck an oar in her ... eye
And now she wears glasses you see
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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There was a young limey called Jimbo
Who said "There is one thing I do know"
Vmom is fine
Lesismor is devine
But a sheep is numero uno
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 15 2007, 02:23 PM
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
if it weren't for women
your pickle would rust.
RB :classic:
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,May 15 2007, 09:24 PM
There was a young limey called Jimbo
Who said "There is one thing I do know"
Vmom is fine
Lesismor is devine
But a sheep is numero uno

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