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Old May 15, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:00 AM
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Old May 16, 2007 | 12:39 PM
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The new cinematic emporium
is not just a supersensorium'
but a highly effectual,
heterosexual,
mutual masterbatorium.
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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And in this fine afternoon
Perhaps I should like to ruin
Being an obstinate goon
Drop my pants show you my moon.
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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I these POEMS alot! and no I have not been
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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Poems go WAY UP IN VALUE if you incorporate :SMILIEEEEES: INTO them < nOt a poem just a comment
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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A truckdriving lesbo named Spike
hauled dildos by night down the turnpike.
When asked by the fuzz
what it is that she does
she replied "I'm a fake dick van dyke."
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:37 PM
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Raptor Bud
The joke was not overly amusing
In fact it was a doozie
that made me go
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 16 2007, 02:37 PM
Raptor Bud
The joke was not overly amusing
In fact it was a doozie
that made me go
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Old May 16, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Raptor, dearest
A friend ne'er truer or finer
Don't think me far from lucid
But frankly, I ain't with stupid.
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