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Old May 17, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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If given a choice
of things tasty and moist
I'll take the sammich
over the dirty sanchiz
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Old May 17, 2007 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,May 18 2007, 02:35 AM
'Beans, beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat the more you toot,
The more you toot the better you'll feel,
So eat your beans after every meal!!!'


Baked beans are good for the heart
the more you eat the more you
Custard podwer makes them louder
Jelly really makes them smelly
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Old May 17, 2007 | 10:47 PM
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Here I sit broken-hearted
Came to shit, but only farted.
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Old May 18, 2007 | 07:02 PM
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Redwoods to the left of me
Ocean to the right of me
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Old May 18, 2007 | 07:04 PM
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Ken, a gentlemen, nary a lout
Is still, despite his present residence,
heading South.
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Old May 19, 2007 | 12:45 AM
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There's a distinct scent in the air
But it's not coming from 8D's dairyair
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Old May 19, 2007 | 06:22 AM
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^i love that scent
makes me want to be bent
but not here at work
don't want to be a jerk

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Old May 19, 2007 | 09:09 AM
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Whos got time to rhyme?
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Old May 19, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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I think therefore I
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Old May 19, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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it!
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