Semi-official 'Talk in the 3rd person' thread
Dave is relaying a event from last night.
Pulled into the driveway and there that snake was. If it was a foot, it was 10'. Head was the size of a football. Dove out of the
S2000, barrel rolled and thrust my forearm into the jaws of death. Cornered that bitch like a Girl Scout does you walking out of a grocery store. Fought her to the curb- pulled a Cliff Claven on her and raised the red flag on her, slicing her head off. Postage due, bitch.
Pulled into the driveway and there that snake was. If it was a foot, it was 10'. Head was the size of a football. Dove out of the
S2000, barrel rolled and thrust my forearm into the jaws of death. Cornered that bitch like a Girl Scout does you walking out of a grocery store. Fought her to the curb- pulled a Cliff Claven on her and raised the red flag on her, slicing her head off. Postage due, bitch.








and since then she has purchased 5 other cars...