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Old Nov 23, 2009 | 09:27 AM
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Old Nov 23, 2009 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Nov 23 2009, 10:00 AM
I don't care if I'm a sissy.


I also don't think that 6 beer will help keep my girlish figure...unless that's all I consume that day. And beer just isn't worth that!
I was speaking more to stopping at 6
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 09:51 AM
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Okay then. Pay no attention to me. My brain hasn't been functioning at it's peak lately.
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 09:56 AM
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We've all got a case of the Mondays
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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Maybe I should watch Office Space to turn my mood around.
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 10:11 AM
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Old Nov 23, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Nov 23 2009, 11:03 AM
Maybe I should watch Office Space to turn my mood around.
I lost my copy of the movie...
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 10:48 AM
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I was brave and broke my rule of not lending out movies (or books). Fortunately I got my copy back, but that's a rarity.
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 12:36 PM
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roffling over a joke my girlfriend just sent me:
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. What's your name?"

He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 01:05 PM
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