Semi-Official Welcome to Shareall thread X
Originally Posted by shareall,Nov 23 2009, 10:00 AM
I don't care if I'm a sissy. 
I also don't think that 6 beer will help keep my girlish figure...unless that's all I consume that day. And beer just isn't worth that!

I also don't think that 6 beer will help keep my girlish figure...unless that's all I consume that day. And beer just isn't worth that!
roffling over a joke my girlfriend just sent me:
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. What's your name?"
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. What's your name?"
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."








Maybe I should watch Office Space to turn my mood around.