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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 02:16 PM
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It burns when I pee.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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Sounds like advanced prostate cancer.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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Mikey?????????????
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:50 PM
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Back to the topic at hand: Drunk as a skunk riding the oil derrick.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:29 PM
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Corrugated Fireplace
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 07:01 PM
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 07:20 PM
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Wiping off the heat seeking missile.
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 12:36 AM
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 12:36 AM
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 12:37 AM
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