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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:24 AM
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Taking the knockwurst on a shakedown cruise.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:25 AM
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Knocking some sense into our president.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:36 AM
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So big it beeps when it backs up.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:37 AM
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Look, it's a potato au gratin.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 06:38 AM
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Regrouting around the faucet.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 08:30 AM
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Debunking the great myth of basic training: saltpeter in the eggs.....OR.....shaking the barracks at night.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 08:52 AM
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Hogging out the log.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 11:47 AM
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drain the main vain.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 11:55 AM
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From Jale:

Clicking the mouse
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BigMeanBull,Dec 12 2005, 12:47 PM
drain the main vain.
That's pissing!
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