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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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<--always available to lend a helping digit.
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 4 2006, 04:30 PM
So when was the last time you masturbated???
Anyone???
why do you care? And why are you assuming I'm finished?
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:45 PM
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I never assume anything...
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Who knew there were so many different ways to describe it? Well hell ya learn somethin' new every day. Thank you gentlemen!

Actually the one that made me laugh out loud was: Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter

...hilarious!

P.S. Women don't masturbate, we use toys with nifty names like "The Big King" and "Cloud Nine" and the "Butterfly." Whoo-hoo!!
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 4 2006, 04:24 PM
Oh that wasn't you that was helping me???
hang on and let me check.....

Nope...not this time...
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jan 4 2006, 04:46 PM
P.S. Women don't masturbate, we use toys with nifty names like "The Big King" and "Cloud Nine" and the "Butterfly." Whoo-hoo!!
I thought you used a 14" Mr. Happy connected to 2 Die Hard (how appropriate that is) 12 Volt batteries...
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jan 4 2006, 04:46 PM
Who knew there were so many different ways to describe it? Well hell ya learn somethin' new every day. Thank you gentlemen!

Actually the one that made me laugh out loud was: Hand Start the Yogurt Shooter

...hilarious!

P.S. Women don't masturbate, we use toys with nifty names like "The Big King" and "Cloud Nine" and the "Butterfly." Whoo-hoo!!
Go glass you will never go back!
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Jan 4 2006, 05:46 PM
P.S. Women don't masturbate...
"rolling the bean"
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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Capsizing the little man in the boat
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Old Jan 4, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 4 2006, 06:00 PM
Capsizing the little man in the boat
from the feminine side...only little man in the boat I know of.....

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