Why, just at lunch today we were discussing deformed fetuses.

 

I had some cottage cheese.

 

We had vegetable beef soup; Italian chopped salad with salami, cheese, pine nuts, tomatos, croutons, and blue cheese and balsamic vinaigrette dressing; and iced tea -- perfect for a discussion of deformed fetuses, in my opinion.

 

That all sounds delicious.

 

We need a wonderful Chianti with all that

 

I think the deformed fetus part would require a full bodied Shiraz.

 

The giant colon probably deserves something a little on the lighter side..perhaps a blush or a Zinfandel.

 

Oh please, not a blush. Let's have a proper pressing.

But your right about the Zin... a Shiraz or even a Merlot would trample the delicate flavours of the giant colon.

 

HannibalColon must have a proper wine with that!

 

We need to plan an after colon cordial.