Just watched the simpson.
An idea occured to me.
I'm going to put down the things I learn from the Simpsons.

 

Today's episode I learn 2 things

1. Women LOVE jewelries: Homer panhandled so he can get Marge diamond earings. When she found out, instead of being angry, she says "you need to learn a lesson. Get me a broach"

2. Bart asked an upset Lisa "what's wrong Lisa". She gave a cold answer "nothing" and skulked away
Homer says: when a woman says "nothing is wrong", everything is wrong. When a woman says "every is wrong", everything is wrong....

more lessions to come

 

hahahahaha

 

The most important lesson Homer has taught me is When you try your best and fail miserably, you learn to never try again.

Also, never eat a Guatemalean Insanity pepper.

 

C-Ass where have you been?

 

I learned beer is good

 

as are doughnuts

 

i learned that mikey loves the simpsons

 

Mocky IS Homer

 

I learned that 12 miles out is international waters and you can do whatever you want.
I also learned the alcohol is "the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".