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Mar 23, 2003 | 12:08 PM

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So this piece of string walks into the bar...

And says, "I'll just have a glass of water."

Mar 23, 2003 | 12:08 PM

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The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell to pieces of string."

Mar 23, 2003 | 12:08 PM

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So the strnig walks outside, ties himself in a knot and roughs up his hair.

Mar 23, 2003 | 12:09 PM

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He walks back into the bar, and again says, "I'll just have a glass of water."

Mar 23, 2003 | 12:09 PM

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The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, but weren't you just in here asking the same exact question, not even 1 minute ago?"

Mar 23, 2003 | 12:09 PM

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The rope says, "I'm afraid not."

Mar 23, 2003 | 03:23 PM

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