And one day it starts pouring buckets, washing away all the soil and crap. The ant wasn't paying attention and fell into a big, deep hole made by the rainstorm. He tried and tried, but could not get out!

Luckily, the elephant happened to be walking past, so the ant says, "Mr. Elephant, can you help me out of this hole?"

The elephant replies, "Well, what's in it for me?"

"I have nothing you could use, but maybe someday I can return the favor! I'll owe you one!"

The elephant agrees, and sticks his nose down the hole. Unfortunately, the hole was too deep and the elephant's nose wasn't long enough! As clever as the elephant was, he stuck his penis down the hole, and the ant climbed up to safety.

The ant said his thanks and they both went on their separate ways.

A few months later, another ferocious rainstorm was passing through, and again the land was being eroded at a furious rate. The elephant, not paying attention, fell into another hole made by the rain. He was too fat and the hole too deep to get out!

Luckily, the ant just so happened to be walking past. The elephant says, "Yo, Mr. Ant! It's me, and I need that favor!"

"Oh ya?" the ant asks. "How may I help you?"

"I need you to help me out of this hole!" the elephant desperately asks.

The ant scratched his head and thought to himself in silence for a few moments, then said, "Hang on, I'll be right back!"

The ant returns with his Porsche, throws down the rope, and pulls the elephant out to safety.


Morale of the story: If you have a Porsche, you don't need a big dick.

 

heh heh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ali!