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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 08:24 PM
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Good effort Alex
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 08:26 PM
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I try.
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 10:34 PM
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It's a better joke with the horse and the chicken (horse uses dick to drag the chicken out of the bog in which it 's stuck after chicken has used the farmer's Ferrari/Porsche/whatever to pull the horse out in the same situation)

Punchline then is..

When you're hung like a horse you don't need a (insert make of car) to pull the birds
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 11:11 PM
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 11:13 PM
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Originally posted by Welshman
It's a better joke with the horse and the chicken (horse uses dick to drag the chicken out of the bog in which it 's stuck after chicken has used the farmer's Ferrari/Porsche/whatever to pull the horse out in the same situation)

Punchline then is..

When you're hung like a horse you don't need a (insert make of car) to pull the birds


But the yanks aren't very good at jokes, so I always try to encourage them when they try ....
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 03:22 AM
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Originally posted by alexf20c
I try.
With my help
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 06:21 AM
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 07:33 AM
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 05:32 PM
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bwahahahahahaha
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