and so the Third Age of the Corner comes to a clos
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and so the Third Age of the Corner comes to a clos
We find our heroes toiling with the dark forces of Flood Control and thread closings after 2000 posts, fighting on for sake of man and 
. UnaB, a mystical being of lore from a time long passed, consumed by the great... well, consumating.com website, was immortalized in tales of the Early Times of the Corner, found in the dusty tomes of the corner forum when sorted 'from the beginning'. Brant the Terrible would strike without warning and randomly, often without discretion, his battle cry "HARSH BUT FAIR" would echo through the forum and bring fear into.... well, no one really....
And with Con's a plenty, shenanigans were born, and their nonsense was spread throughout the land like a scourge of ridiculosity. Many whores were scattered throughout the lands, crossing paths only occasionaly and with frightening consequences (usually for those unsuspecting hotel attendants...). Bacon was consumed. In mass quantities... Alas, one of the Titans fell. The Great and Mighty ZoeChops, known as Sir Chops by wicky and probably other names by other whores, but wicky is to scattered brained to find that out right now... so anyway, The Great and Mighty ZoeChops, patron saint of the whipped cream topped waffle, and keeper of the indestructible Waffle Iron of Waffle Ironing, fell. Oh Chops! cried the whores. "Nads across your nose" He yelled defiantly as he was engulfed by the evil Real Life. SSSJ has become but a shadow.... Qtee fell in love and and was carried off in a fairy tale wonder land.... LESISMOR went away, and then came back when beckoned by the "welcome back to Lesismor" thread.... and probably others whom I can't remember right now, because I'm wicky and I'm doing pretty damn good to get *this* far...
And now... as we enter the fourth age of the Corner we find the venerable "old timers" tending to the forums riddled with overlooked by the spirits of whores who have passed into the hall of whoreage.
. UnaB, a mystical being of lore from a time long passed, consumed by the great... well, consumating.com website, was immortalized in tales of the Early Times of the Corner, found in the dusty tomes of the corner forum when sorted 'from the beginning'. Brant the Terrible would strike without warning and randomly, often without discretion, his battle cry "HARSH BUT FAIR" would echo through the forum and bring fear into.... well, no one really....And with Con's a plenty, shenanigans were born, and their nonsense was spread throughout the land like a scourge of ridiculosity. Many whores were scattered throughout the lands, crossing paths only occasionaly and with frightening consequences (usually for those unsuspecting hotel attendants...). Bacon was consumed. In mass quantities... Alas, one of the Titans fell. The Great and Mighty ZoeChops, known as Sir Chops by wicky and probably other names by other whores, but wicky is to scattered brained to find that out right now... so anyway, The Great and Mighty ZoeChops, patron saint of the whipped cream topped waffle, and keeper of the indestructible Waffle Iron of Waffle Ironing, fell. Oh Chops! cried the whores. "Nads across your nose" He yelled defiantly as he was engulfed by the evil Real Life. SSSJ has become but a shadow.... Qtee fell in love and and was carried off in a fairy tale wonder land.... LESISMOR went away, and then came back when beckoned by the "welcome back to Lesismor" thread.... and probably others whom I can't remember right now, because I'm wicky and I'm doing pretty damn good to get *this* far...
And now... as we enter the fourth age of the Corner we find the venerable "old timers" tending to the forums riddled with
overlooked by the spirits of whores who have passed into the hall of whoreage.
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