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From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
The Succubus
It was two years ago...I had just come off a two year relationship and had just about zero interest in getting involved with a new one. At that point all girls were sisters...it was all a big conspiracy....run away....To work off my aggression I started working out and running...within three months I had gained about fifty pounds of mass and could bench 150% of my wieght....the only reason this happened was because I worked out CONSTANTLY. I was going to the gym at least three times a day...it was the only thing that kept my head level and let me sleep. The problem with feeling like shit and looking better than you ever have looked in your life is the fact that girls come up to you on a fairly regular basis. One night I was coming back from studio at midnight (For architecture majors...studio is kinda like hell. My friend/roommate Pete had some girlfriends over...one of whom was named Alice.....Alice and her friends kept askig me to take my shirt off'n'shit...obviously I said no thank you...Alice didn't quit...we hooked up once and only once...liike, three months later......that's when stuff got funny...
Alice started folowing me everywhere I went. She was admittedly a very attractive girl but, for the reasons I stated before, I had no interest in getting involved at that point. I became a prisoner of my own home....she'd show up at my house in her underwear at all hours of the night....and if I wasn't there.....she'd clean....I would be hiding out nextdoor and she would clean the house, non-stop....my roommmates were pissed when I finally got rid of her because the house went to hell without her regular twice a week cleaning rituals.....Sorry fellas, but I am not sleeping with a girl so you don' thave to wash dishes....before she became The Succubus she was known as Ajax
She got the name The Succubus from me. I was watching TV with the boys and someone flipped to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The episode had a character that was a Succubus....a girl vampire that was really hot...that got off by seducing men and sucking the life outta them. Alice went on to be a complete crack-ho....sleeping with just about every guy I knew and telling me about it like I would be jealous or something. She is currently pregnant (go fig) and still completely crazy. That first night I was in the bathroom and she added her screenname to my buddy list on IM under the category "girlfriend"....What a MINDJOB!!!
Sometimes...looking back, I realize how screwed up some of the females in my life have been...no she didn't carry a knife...but she threatened every girl I tried to go out with for half a year. Thank God I met Kelly.....I swear I am the luckiest guy alive.
I
my track girl.....
It was two years ago...I had just come off a two year relationship and had just about zero interest in getting involved with a new one. At that point all girls were sisters...it was all a big conspiracy....run away....To work off my aggression I started working out and running...within three months I had gained about fifty pounds of mass and could bench 150% of my wieght....the only reason this happened was because I worked out CONSTANTLY. I was going to the gym at least three times a day...it was the only thing that kept my head level and let me sleep. The problem with feeling like shit and looking better than you ever have looked in your life is the fact that girls come up to you on a fairly regular basis. One night I was coming back from studio at midnight (For architecture majors...studio is kinda like hell. My friend/roommate Pete had some girlfriends over...one of whom was named Alice.....Alice and her friends kept askig me to take my shirt off'n'shit...obviously I said no thank you...Alice didn't quit...we hooked up once and only once...liike, three months later......that's when stuff got funny...
Alice started folowing me everywhere I went. She was admittedly a very attractive girl but, for the reasons I stated before, I had no interest in getting involved at that point. I became a prisoner of my own home....she'd show up at my house in her underwear at all hours of the night....and if I wasn't there.....she'd clean....I would be hiding out nextdoor and she would clean the house, non-stop....my roommmates were pissed when I finally got rid of her because the house went to hell without her regular twice a week cleaning rituals.....Sorry fellas, but I am not sleeping with a girl so you don' thave to wash dishes....before she became The Succubus she was known as Ajax
She got the name The Succubus from me. I was watching TV with the boys and someone flipped to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The episode had a character that was a Succubus....a girl vampire that was really hot...that got off by seducing men and sucking the life outta them. Alice went on to be a complete crack-ho....sleeping with just about every guy I knew and telling me about it like I would be jealous or something. She is currently pregnant (go fig) and still completely crazy. That first night I was in the bathroom and she added her screenname to my buddy list on IM under the category "girlfriend"....What a MINDJOB!!!
Sometimes...looking back, I realize how screwed up some of the females in my life have been...no she didn't carry a knife...but she threatened every girl I tried to go out with for half a year. Thank God I met Kelly.....I swear I am the luckiest guy alive.
I
my track girl.....
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