The images are clear in my head at the moment

 

Jesus! Look what I have started...hi Luke, glad to see you see the humor in a potential "domestic incident" lololol...... I hate being sick...I have a fever and couldn't feel more like shite if I sat in a toilet bowl.

 

Women .... can't live with 'em .... can't shoot 'em ...

 

LOL, Jim, butterknife bitch, that's just classic.

The ginsu comment was funny too. Good thing you got out of that relationship. I can just see you giving her the butterknife back and slowly backing out of the kitchen, making sure to keep eye contact on her the whole time.

 

Put DOWN the weapon! Come out with your hands up!

 

haha butterknife. yay DC!

 

Actually, Josh...she was originally from Boston...up around Chazmiggity-mo's neck of the woods...

Hey Charlie! Ya like silver? LOL....

 

Somebody has got to have a story like me and Josh's...spill it whores!

 

I think James' "wife" has a story to tell us.

 

I have other stories of other girls but I don't think any of them come close to Butterknife Bitch in wackiness....except for maybe The Sucubis...... she was odd.... I'll save that one for later.....