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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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from www.mes-ltd.com/



Features:

Reports sperm count, motility, normal morphology and additional semen parameters.
Require no sample dilution.
Runs fresh, frozen and washed semen samples.
High Sensitivity and Post Vasectomy settings report very low levels of sperm motility.
Runs latex bead QC control media.
Self testing, self calibrating.
PC compatible interface allows data to be transferred between the SQA-V and the PC for software upgrades and data management.
V-Sperm IIITM software (included with each SQA-V).
Optical visualization of x500.
Visualization system works with a standard slide or an SQA-V testing capillary.
Disposable testing capillary.


Sounds handy.
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:33 PM
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:46 PM
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Yes, but does it do polarized light microscopy for asbestos content, gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy with flame-ionization detector for aromatic and chlorinated hydrocarbon volatile organic compounds (VOCs), including oxygenates and total petroleum hydrocarbons in the gasoline carbon chain range, photo-ionization detector for volatilized VOCs in the ambient air, and/or magnetics for a positive-negative dipole anomaly, the magnetic signature of an underground storage tank, or ground-penetrating radar if magnetic interference is present?
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Old Nov 12, 2005 | 06:17 AM
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You really need a good blacklight to detect sperm.
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Old Nov 15, 2005 | 11:13 PM
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Good one George
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