A gentleman reached his 65th birthday and decided to apply for Social Security. After standing in line for a while, his turn finally came. When the clerk, an attractive young lady, asked the man for his driver's license/proof of age, he realized he had forgotten his wallet.

Rather embarrassed, the man asked, "I forgot my wallet, do I have to go all the way back home to get it?"

"The clerk replied, " Just unbuttton your shirt, sweetie."

The man did as he was told, revealing a chest full of curly, silver hair.

"No problem", she said, Your sixty-five.

When the gentleman returned home, he glowingly related the events of the day to his wife.

"Well", said his wife, " You should've just dropped your pants; you probably could have gotten disability, too!"