Springer Spaniel-loving grandma, who wouldn't hurt a . . .

 

...starving ethiopean even if she...

 

wanted to. all of a sudden i see this conversation and hurl my de-banded bandicoot at george bush, eliciting cheers from the yentas and thrusting the country into...

 

...roman orgy week, woo hoo i say to myself, but......

 

...I'm flacid, hmmm... I walked by the giggles, suddenly I erected and....

 

....exploded....

 

Damn, it was only the Coca-Cola I had hidden in my . . .

 

secret glove compartment...

 

... my beloved secret compartment, created way back in the summer of '41, when Yamamota said, " We will probably lose the coming war; however, in the future I see Americans driving Japanese cars. I suggest we build 'secret compartments' into all the cars we export. Each secret compartment will hold a device designed to detonate on June 2, 2001 during yet another banal screening of "Pearl Harbor". If this should fail, I suggest we unleash . . .

 

Mr. Chimps from captivity. The monkey will be pleased, unless he is hit with a de-banded bandicoot. little did he know that mr chimps was really not a monkey but...