....get my crazy stripper wife...

 

...so my wife got into the ladies s2k and I...

 

...realized that GRANDPA SIMPSON had the same idea and stole my crazy stripper wife, but the ladies s2k ended up at her house where she took me to her room and showed me her long....

[Edited by sumir brahmbhatt on 05-25-2001 at 06:53 PM]

 

...list of awards when she was in kindergarten. I was not very amused so I told her....

 

....you know why i am here, i know your secret so you might as well stop this scharade, tell me now, surprised and startled she said.....

 

...how do you know this and I replied...

 

...that midget that i stabbed to death with your shoe was more than an ordinary midget, she was a diposable courior midget that worked for the KGB, she told me what i needed to know and then she had to be killed for she knew to much info, now tell me the entire story from the start, sullen by the news that she was found out she started from the start....

 

...she explained that her family originated from Kazakhstan close to where the spacestation was to land. And how Kazakh spies kidnapped her brother and in order to get him back she had to go to the US to....

 

...get her sex changed....

 

...I could tell before she told me that she used to be a man because of her...