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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 08:48 AM
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I better get a stronger bed.. So I went down to ...
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 08:52 AM
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nasa. they said that given the proper modifications, the orthobed 3000 could withstand...
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 09:28 AM
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the payload capacity of the Space Shuttle.. Speaking of the Space Shuttle I also found out that...
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 08:34 PM
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...when you ejaculate in outter space your semen is weighless and you have to be very careful because if you get it in your eyes it can....
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Old Jun 16, 2001 | 07:59 AM
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ruin a perfectly good color contact lens. So you should always, always...
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Old Jun 16, 2001 | 08:54 AM
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...wear a helmet when masterbating. It will protect your eyes and your...
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Old Jun 16, 2001 | 09:56 AM
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...reputation if somebody (like your mother) walks in on you in mid stream.....
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Old Jun 16, 2001 | 11:22 AM
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...and somehow gets pregnant from you floating sperm. Though the chances are rare there is a one in 100 chance that either of the to will happen. Safe space sex strickly requires the use of the orbital helmet along with lubricating...
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Old Jun 17, 2001 | 08:42 AM
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.,....every internal surface of the space ship with sperm killer, specially made by......
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Old Jun 17, 2001 | 05:36 PM
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elves commanded by a big fat guy who only works one day a year. all the other days he...
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