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Old Jun 30, 2001 | 03:32 PM
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it's so short..but instead of horsepower it run off of...
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Old Jun 30, 2001 | 04:49 PM
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elfpower ... you see ... the car was actually propelled by a half dozen little people with bad 'snow' habits and a tendency toward...
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Old Jun 30, 2001 | 07:07 PM
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...reindeer bashing. The also use some elf magic which can make the honda elf accelerate from 0 to 60 in...
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Old Jul 1, 2001 | 02:38 AM
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... 5 parsecs, oh wait that was the kessel run but i do know that 1 parsec is =......
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Old Jul 1, 2001 | 12:59 PM
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...is the average time an elf ejaculates during sex. So five times that would be very fast since elves don't last long in bed. I knew this one elf who reported 3 parsecs, but he was know to be a....
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Old Jul 1, 2001 | 05:00 PM
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...the midget from story I....
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 07:17 PM
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...Holy sh!t I thought to myself how could the elf be that damn...
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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 07:53 PM
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resiliant i thought that he was....(eeeeheheh its back!! )
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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 08:45 PM
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going to come running after me shouting, "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS!!!!" while waving a top his head a bushel of bufallo...
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Old Oct 27, 2001 | 09:18 PM
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