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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:19 PM
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warped sense of morals. Surely they realise that us blokes will get our kicks one way or another regardless of whether.....





("skirt" was a word that came to me after careful deliberation Charlie )
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:28 PM
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We have to migrate to a different continent or................
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:31 PM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james

("skirt" was a word that came to me after careful deliberation Charlie )
(knew it, James! You're my hero! Sorry, keep it going while I turn in)...
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:37 PM
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Originally posted by PB02
We have to migrate to a different continent or................


lock all the feminists up with Pauline Hanson while we open a few Hooters restaurants employing women with unfeasibly large.....
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:42 PM
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Breasts can freely roam the continent while the men get to...................


(we had hoped that the world wouldn't have found out about her)
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:52 PM
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drink beer, surf, talk crap and generally ignore the women except when they want......






(even the Aussies couldn't keep THAT one quiet!!)
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:02 PM
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eat, get our clothes washed and have passionate...................




(she certainly made the headlines for someone who worked in a fish and chip shop.)
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:10 PM
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sex. It was at this stage that Peter, after making millions from his deal with the Nigerian business man decided to.......





(Maggie Thatcher's father was a grocer.... didn't stop her making headlines )
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:13 PM
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Move to America with his band of merry, large breasted, concubines to.....................




(Do you think that they may be related in some way )
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:24 PM
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set up a new restaurant chain called "Silicon Implants" which was to feature .....






(It is always possible - though I think Maggie was a little more right wing )
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