A massive double bacon cheese burger that was topped with...

 

...mustard, relish, tomato, onion and just a little mayo. "That would be perfect", said Kathy. That won't give me the slushies like that sushi. I could sink my teeth into that burger and the juices would dribble on my....


:wondering if it's a bad idea to introduce real people into Story 2:

 

massive and perky...

 

(DON"T LOOK AT ME!!)

 

<waiting for Kathy to smack John>

...new Hoosiers, because everyone knows the advantages to having a little extra 'juice' on your stickies." Carefully setting her Newcastle down (one doesn't want to waste good beer) she picked up someone's stale, rancid American excuse for a beer and splashed it on John's....

 

...armchair. John wasn't there as he was running for the hills.

Meanwhile in another part of town, three people sat down for a quiet dinner, never guessing what would happen next. Just when they were least expecting it, one of them surpised the others by saying...

 

"Did you hear about the big mud-wrestling incident the other day?" The other two looked at her and ...

(this story had me ROTFLMAO big time! )

 

.. couldn't believe that she had dribbled mustard on her boobs! They forced themselves to ignore it and said, "Mud wrestling incident? Pray tell, (they really said that) what Mud wrestling incident?.

 

It was at this point that "Hoosiers" came into the conversation. However, since I had water in my ears, it's distinctly possible that I misheard...

(it was fun, wasn't it red? I've been learning not to be drinking anything hot or carbonated when I read this thread )

 

bbies, which is a possibility considering most of the mud wrestlers had...........



( don't worry charlie, people at work think I'm wierd now because I spend half my day doing this in front of my computer screen. )