..Melbourne to California (via Tokyo). It felt to him like...

 

his rig would would rust out during the ocean legs but he thought to himself................

 

..., "self" he thought, which was what he called himself, "self" he thought,...

 

how the hell does this rig manage to run underwater??..... "Self" himself replied it does it by ......

 

holding it's breath for a long time....."self" he thought, that's just stupid. Don't make me smack you round "self" he said to himself. And he began too.....

 

smack himself round the head with a very weighty ....

 

self portrait that he himself painted of himself, and knocked himself out. He awoke with a ......

 

...mighty hangover. "Self," he mused, "you should know better than to mix hallucinogens with Newcastle." Throttle to the floor, he headed on towards Portland, where he knew his buddy Luke would hook him up with...

 

some killer smoke. After that, he knew he wouldn't care about rust, his massive rig, Lorena in her S2000, or anything else. Little did he know, the piranhas were waiting. So he said to himself, "Self, let's hit the road!" and off he went. Days later, he pulled into Luke and Brian's place, and ...

 

...lo and behold, it was everything he had dreamed of. A combination whorehouse/pharmacy/exotic fish store, so he proceeded to...