(OK, back to the story... BTW, the "consultants" I had in mind were female, but I sure that doesn't help make any more sense of this)

boyfriends, who just happen to be car mechanics who like to rev the tits off their...

 

S2000's which they drove all across the US in an attempt to.........



(great use of the smilies there Charlie )

 

Prove that the fastest colour of S2000 is .......

 

the one that wins the race. The grand prize would be.............

 

a night of passion with one of the .....

 

Zaino brothers, who know that waiting just makes it better...

 

and makes the shine last longer, if you have the patience to wait for....

 

...ever, or so it seems, before...

 

you start rubbing and rubbing until......

 

...my Spa Yellow glows, negating the need for lights in my garage, which is also where Ms. WildThang and I often...


...nail the CORNER!!!...