a couple of dimes that she found on the floor of the bar which meant that she couldn't.............

 

now afford to make the phone call to her friend to come and pick her up, so instead she......




(how much is a dime ???!?!?!? )

 

ran around the bar topless collecting dollar bills from all the guys until she was hit with a roll of quarters which made her...........




(10c US which calculates to AUS $6594.53)

 

stumble into a table that was covered in half full beer glasses, the beer spilt and went all over her skirt .......






(That means that the S2000 in Australia must have cost you about AUS $ 2 billion, which from my recollection is the same as a couple of beers and a pizza in Sydney)

 

which everyone thought she had better take off. You know just in case she gets a cold from wearing a wet skirt. So she decided to........






(Actually due to the GST and inflation it's now one beer and a vegemite sandwhich).

 

take the skirt off, right before she ripped off her skirt though....

 

....she found a set of used leathers from this guy,



who was more than happy to help, as he didn't want Sally to lose her....

 

faith in the good will of man sally jumped up and realized that she left her shower running!!!...

 

"Oh my God" she said, "the shower is running!". She jumped up and ran to the door where she...

 

was met by a herd (flock?) of Welsh Corgi's, all happy and jumpy because...