condoms. They're "dynamic" but "safe". What Sally wanted with Robin's condoms was...

 

ambiguous [OK, I'm done using the A word], especially with Batman right there. So, she called for a threesome, which required vast amounts of Newky consumption, and...

 

Vaseline to help them with the................

 

task of slipping the condoms over their heads so that they could inflate them by breating in through their mouths and out through their noses. The first to brust their condom was......

 

given the job of prime minister of Australia because, well lets face it, we already have d1ck heads running the country. The winner was.............

 

Sally, since Batman and Robin couldn't concentrate on the challenge and kept sticking their .......

 

condoms on their.............

 

knobs ! this wasn't helping anything really as Alfred was trying to clean their knobs , which were dirty because the carpenter had only just hung the door . Sally, though, an being elected Prime Minister of Australia immediately decided to.....

 

congratulate the carpenter on his well hung door. Which upset alfred because..................




( ROTFLMOA... I have never seen the use of the word 'knobs' used so well before. )

 

he considered that he was also well hung but Sally hadn't noticed that his.......




(took some thought to come up with that one... pity I don't put that much effort into my work !!! )